I know what’s wrong with folks in other towns

They don’t have as many color-coded trash containers.

Two theaters, an art school for special students

Or the houses aren’t quite as nice

We are more special than your average US town

Of course all Americans share

In our national exceptionalism

It’s just that Coronado is extra-exceptional

Just look at our bridge

Built to create permanent lane-changing employment.

We have the most elegant police station in the country.

It’s just hard to find the front door

All our lawns are very green

Many are artificial

Which just shows our level of concern for the environment

And our average family includes 1.5 dogs

With all our faults

There is no better place to live

In this most difficult of years

Lucky we live Coronado

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